Don't come up to my pharmacy with a prescription from the native Spanish-speaking provider and tell me she didn't explain to you how to use the cream. Don't tell me you can't speak English, and then argue with me fluently in English 10 minutes later when I confirmed with the provider that she told you how to use it.
Don't waste our interpreters' time. We only have 2 for all 4 clinics, pharmacy, patient accounts, and vital records.
Don't waste my time by lying to me.
Don't fucking lie to me.